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Elvis Impersonators (77) at San Quentin Saints (117)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE rivalry, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 117 to 77, behind the support of 67,110 faithful fans.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 40 point victory by a 32 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 149 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Jones was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Kellen Winslow, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 111 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Kurt Warner, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 328 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Warner was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 10. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Michael Turner, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 96 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 7-2-2, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 7-4.

Coming up in week 11, Elvis Impersonators are at the 3-7-1 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 24.4-point underdog, while the 7-4 The Undergarments are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 6.5-point underdog, while the 5-6 Greasy Weasels are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 1.5-point underdog, while the 1-9-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.8-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels (96) at Grid Iron Bullies (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE matchup, Greasy Weasels beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 96 to 68, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,987.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 28 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tony Gonzalez, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 113 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Gonzalez was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 10. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 316 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Ricky Williams, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 5-6, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 4-7.

Coming up in week 11, Greasy Weasels are at the 3-8 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 22.0-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 8-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 27.2-point favorite, while Greasy Weasels are at the 7-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 1.5-point underdog, while the 7-4 The Undergarments are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 19.4-point underdog.

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Vinny’s Gang (45) at The Slim Shaggys (90)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, The Slim Shaggys embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 90 to 45, behind the support of 65,995 faithful fans.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 45 point victory by a 27 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 70 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones-Drew was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 20 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 140 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 3 receiving yards.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who tore apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 192 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 33 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 7 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 142 passing yards in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“Our defense was a non-factor,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 4-4-3, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 3-7-1.

Coming up in week 11, the 7-4 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 24.4-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 1-9-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 11.0-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 3-8 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 7.1-point underdog, while the 7-2-2 Z-Squad are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 14.0-point underdog.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (65) at The Hellfish (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE showdown, The Hellfish beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 73 to 65, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 5 games.

The Hellfish were led to their 8 point victory by a 18 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 72 rushing yards in addition to 54 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from the New York Jets Defensive Team.

“This team shows a lot of pride,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Joe Flacco, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 185 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Chester Taylor, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 29 rushing yards in addition to 84 receiving yards.

“I tip my hat to them,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Causing further embarrassment, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Todd Heap and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 3-8, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-9-1.

Coming up in week 11, the 5-6 Greasy Weasels are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 22.0-point underdog, while the 4-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 11.0-point underdog, while the 4-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 7.1-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 7-2-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.8-point favorite.

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Twee Twerps (54) at Z-Squad (60)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 60 to 54, behind the support of 65,286 faithful fans.

Z-Squad were led to their 6 point victory by a 18 point effort from David Garrard, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 238 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This team shows a lot of character,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 447 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 29 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Ryan Longwell, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 1 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“My hat’s off to them,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 62 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Antonio Pittman and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.

Z-Squad took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 7-2-2, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 7-3-1.

Coming up in week 11, Z-Squad are at the 6-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 6.5-point underdog, while the 2-9 Bad Attitudes are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 3-7-1 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 14.0-point underdog, while the 6-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 10.6-point favorite.

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The Wondrful Gazonks (104) at Bad Attitudes (74)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE rivalry, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 104 to 74, extending the winning streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4 games.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 30 point victory by a 24 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 266 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Thigpen was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 10. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 92 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds in addition to 19 rushing yards.

“This is a dream come true,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Mewelde Moore, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 57 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 48 receiving yards. With this performance, Moore was the number 6 ranked running back for week 10. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Kevin Smith, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 96 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 27 receiving yards.

“My hat’s off to them,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 6-4-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-9.

Coming up in week 11, the 7-2-2 Z-Squad are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 6.5-point underdog, while Bad Attitudes are at the 7-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.7-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 7-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 10.6-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 8-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 24.7-point favorite.

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The Undergarments (79) at Squishy Fuzz (87)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 87 to 79, behind the support of 68,522 faithful fans.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 8 point victory by a 28 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Atlanta Falcons defense for 422 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Dustin Keller, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This win was no fluke,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Brady Quinn, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 239 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jamal Lewis, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 60 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 24 receiving yards.

“We came out flat,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 94 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Sage Rosenfels and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 8-2-1, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-4.

Coming up in week 11, the 4-7 Grid Iron Bullies are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 27.2-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 7-2-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 6.5-point underdog, while the 2-9 Bad Attitudes are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 24.7-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 4-7 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 19.4-point underdog.

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Elvis Impersonators (101) at The Undergarments (36)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless The Undergarments team by a score of 101 to 36, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,059.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 65 point victory by a 23 point effort from Kurt Warner, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 342 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Warner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 59 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 30 receiving yards.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 8 point effort from the Minnesota Vikings Defensive Team. They also got help from a 6 point effort from Matt Schaub, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 139 passing yards.

“It’s been a great ride,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 7-3, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-3.

Coming up in week 10, Elvis Impersonators are at the 6-2-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.6-point underdog, while The Undergarments are at the 7-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 7.8-point favorite.

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Bad Attitudes (63) at Greasy Weasels (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE showdown, Greasy Weasels beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 80 to 63, behind the support of 68,427 faithful fans.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 17 point victory by a 21 point effort from Chris Johnson, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 89 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 72 receiving yards. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Marc Bulger, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 186 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 32 rushing yards.

“A win is a win,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 182 passing yards and 3 passing tds. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Bernard Berrian, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“They wanted it more than we did,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 4-6, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-8.

Coming up in week 10, Greasy Weasels are at the 4-6 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 23.5-point underdog, while the 5-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 0.4-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys (61) at San Quentin Saints (61)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE classic, San Quentin Saints tied a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 61 to 61, behind the support of 65,800 faithful fans.

San Quentin Saints were helped out by a 23 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 349 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, McNabb was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 10 point effort from the Jacksonville Jaguars Defensive Team.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out by a 12 point effort from Andre Johnson, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 62 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Clinton Portis, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 51 rushing yards in addition to 73 receiving yards.

Compounding the issue, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 63 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Ike Hilliard and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 6-2-2, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 3-4-3.

Coming up in week 10, the 7-3 Elvis Impersonators are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.6-point underdog, while the 3-6-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7.5-point favorite.

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