Vinny’s Gang will be keeping Tyreek Hill, Deshaun Watson, and Alvin Kamara. They will be giving up their 1st, 2nd, and 7th round picks.
Elvis Impersonators 2019 Keepers
Elvis Impersonators will be keeping Christian McCaffrey, Michael Thomas, and James Conner. They will be giving up their 1st, 6th, and 8th round picks.
Bad Attitudes 2019 Keepers
Bad Attitudes will be keeping Le’veon Bell, JuJu Smith-Schuster, and Nick Chubb. They will be giving up their 1st, 3rd, and 8th round picks.
The Slim Shaggys 2019 Keepers
The Slim Shaggys will be keeping DeAndre Hopkins, Patrick Mahomes, and Derrius Guice. They will be giving up their 2nd, 4th, and 8th round picks.
October Hunters 2019 Keepers
October Hunters will be keeping Saquon Barkley, Julio Jones, and Evan Engram. They will be giving up their 1st, 2nd, and 7th round picks.
Greasy Weasels win Fantasy Bowl XXV
Congratulations to the Greasy Weasels for winning Fantasy Bowl XXV. It was their fourth Wikenbach Trophy and first since 2009. For as good as the Twee Twerps have been over the years, they never seem to make it to the Fantasy Bowl. This was only their second Fantasy Bowl appearance and the first time that they lost one.
The Fantasy Bowl XXV MVP is Nick Foles.
Fantasy Bowl XXV
Fantasy Recap – Fantasy Bowl XXV
Greasy Weasels (129) vs Twee Twerps (92)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 24, 2018) In a week 16 UFFLE showdown, Greasy Weasels beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 129 to 92, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games. With their 129 points, Greasy Weasels is now the proud record-holder of the 22nd-highest weekly point total in league history.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 37 point victory by a 35 point effort from Nick Foles, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 471 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Foles was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 30 point effort from Antonio Brown, who tore apart the New Orleans Saints defense for 185 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.
“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Zach Ertz, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 110 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Ertz was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 16. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 239 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.
“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.
2018 MVP and ROY
None of the rule proposals passed, so there will be no new rules next year.
This year’s MVP is Patrick Mahomes and the rookie of the year is Saquon Barkley.
Playoffs Round 2 Recaps
Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Greasy Weasels (58) at Z-Squad (55)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 17, 2018) In a week 15 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 58 to 55, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 3 point victory by a 17 point effort from Jaylen Samuels, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 142 rushing yards in addition to 30 receiving yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Antonio Brown, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 49 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 313 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 2 ranked quarterback for week 15. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Mason Crosby, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 3 field goals made.
“We can still hold our heads high,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.
Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 66 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Mark Ingram and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.
Greasy Weasels took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 8 out of 11 other potential opponents in week 15.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-5, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 8-4-1.
Coming up in week 16, Greasy Weasels are at the 10-3 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 13.5-point favorite.
View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 58 Z-Squad 55
The Hellfish 92 Twee Twerps 111
Playoffs Round 1 Recaps
Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Greasy Weasels (75) at Vinny’s Gang (73)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 10, 2018) In a week 14 UFFLE battle, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 75 to 73, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games.
Greasy Weasels were led to their 2 point victory by a 15 point effort from Aaron Jones, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 78 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 28 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 265 passing yards in addition to 23 rushing yards.
“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 267 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 35 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 139 receiving yards in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“They stepped up and made the plays,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 98 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Austin Ekeler and his corresponding 14 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-5, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 8-5.
Coming up in week 15, Greasy Weasels are at the 8-4-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 6.5-point underdog.
View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 131 Elvis Impersonators 92
Greasy Weasels 75 Vinny’s Gang 73
Twee Twerps BYE
Z-Squad BYE